Ode to Foof Pants

Do you remember the night when we first met?
I was feeling kinda down, a little silly, and upset.
But when I put you on, I knew my world would change forever,
And so started our life together, a bond not even an earthquake could sever.

When time’s not right, in the whirlwind of disaster,
I wait for you to come out, as the machine spins you faster.
The warmness that envelopes upon your arrival,
Becomes a necessary component for my mere existence and survival.

So whether it be a day in, or a day out,
When I want to shut out the world, scream, and shout.
I know your comfort will give me what I need,
Now I know what it feels like to be perpetually high on weed.

Thank you foof pants.